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Joke of the day from Alex WakeAt school, Jonathan is asked by his teacher what his mother does for a living.Joke of the day from Alex Wake by taramara
"Well teacher," Jonathan starts,
"She's a substitute."
The teacher responds,
"What does she do as a substitute?"
"Well," Says Jonathan,
"Every night, she puts on nice clothing, puts on makeup and perfume, and goes out just after I fall asleep.
And comes back in the morning before I wake up!"
"Honey," The teacher responds,
"I think you mean a prostitute."
"Oh no, I mean substitute." Says the boy.
"My auntie is the prostitute, my mommy just substitutes for her when she can't go!"